By: Sloane Hughes

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The Way This Man Cut His Bagels Is Beyond Blasphemous

I ‘ve seen a lot of atrocious acts committed against food. Cheese on PopTarts, beans poured into Crocs shoes, but honestly nothing could have prepared me for this most egregious of food related crimes.

The bagel is a noble food. It ‘s dense yet fluffy, it acts as a vessel for countless spreads and can take a variety of forms, sweet, savory, hot, cold ‘ as far as I ‘m concerned, there is nothing the bagel can ‘t do and it deserves our respect.

So HOW in the good goddamn hell did ANYONE allow for this to happen????

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