A Raccoon Was Arrested For Riding The Subway And I Demand Justice

Once every few months, the same story cycles through the news featuring a different culprit. The story usually goes something like, “city animal caught trying to ride the subway, ‘ and ends with the animal being forcefully removed from the train car by authorities. This has happened all over the country with all sorts of critters, from coyotes to pigeons, and now the latest fuzzy little commuter to be caught is this raccoon who admittedly looks like he ‘s seen better days.