By: Sloane Hughes
If you haven ‘t watched last night ‘s episode of Game of Thrones you need to stop reading here immediately. I will not be held responsible for spoiling any episodes of this glorious, glorious show that will surely earn its place in the Smithsonian one day. So, for real, if you aren ‘t up to speed then stop reading…. Now.
Okay, you were warned
So, a lot of shit went down.
Bran and Jaime reunited and it was uhhhhh…… supremely awkward.
‘ Salman Abjani (@SalmanAbjani) April 22, 2019
‘ Rob (@Brozarth) April 22, 2019
Jaime definitely owes Bran an apology note and a fruit basket or something.
Arya and Gendry DID THE DIRTY because a girl is not about to die a virgin.
A girl has no virginity
‘ Andretti (@HeFromLA) April 22, 2019
A girl wants to know what that dick do.
‘ Auntieana (@thejournalista) April 22, 2019
Which, beyond the fact that in everyone ‘s mind Arya is still a baby (even though she ‘s 22) was very uncomfortable to think about when you consider that Bran, her brother, CAN SEE EVERYTHING…. INCLUDING ARYA AND GENDRY DOING THE HORIZONTAL TANGO.
‘ Mazi Nwabueze Snr (@Dukeofmbaise) April 22, 2019
Tormund revealed how he got so strong. I ‘ll give you the Cliff ‘s notes ‘ he was breastfed. By a giant. For three months. At age 10.
While you guys are trying to process Arya ‘s sex scene I ‘m still trying to digest Tormund talking about sucking on a giants titties at the age of 10 for 3 months
‘ Ria (@BarstoolRia) April 22, 2019
ME: almost falls asleep
MY BRAIN: Tormund is so attracted to Brienne because she ‘s tall and strong like that giantess who breastfed him when he was 10.
‘ Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) April 22, 2019
Wow Tormund has a giant oedipus complex
‘ Adam Serwer (@AdamSerwer) April 22, 2019
And Bran was once again just classic Bran, freaking the shit out of everyone and being the weirdest he could possibly be.
‘ ?alex // spoliers!! (@danysdragons_) April 22, 2019
Bran will watch you try to open a door for a full minute before telling you it ‘s locked from the other side
‘ Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 22, 2019
Bran: (says weird shit)
Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2019
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