Last night ‘s episode of Game of Thrones was possibly the most intense moment in television history and I am still recovering. The stress of watching the Battle of Winterfell probably took two years off my life but god damn that was so satisfying it ‘s worth it. If you haven ‘t watched it yet, do not read any further. Stay off the internet. Avoid all human contact. Honestly, don ‘t even go outside until you ‘ve seen it. This should be priority number one.
SO. MUCH. HAPPENED.
Lady Mormont, the absolute legend whom I will now measure all children against, took down an undead giant by her damn self and died, Theon died, Edd died, Jorah died, EVERYONE DIED. But fortunately, in literally the MOST incredible twist of all time, so did the Night King ‘ at the hands of ARYA. EFFIN. STARK.
Jon was definitely not one of the night ‘s MVPs. The dude really has to stop going into battle as if his entire strategy is trying to get himself killed.
among underrated moments, Jon just being like “well Sam might just have to die, then ‘ is up there
jon snow best battle tactics 1-fight the bolton cavalry alone 2-send the dothraki into the dark 3-kidnap a wight 4-build a flame trench BEHIND my army 5-yell at the dragon
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