By: Sloane Hughes
Today I Learned How Babies Are X-Rayed And I ‘m Losing My Goddamn Mind
I ‘m generally a pretty inquisitive person but “how do doctors x-ray babies ‘ is a question I have never once pondered in my entire life. But even though this is something I ‘ve never wondered, I am so, so glad I now know the answer, because holy crap it ‘s better than I ever could ‘ve imagined. Babies move around a lot, they ‘re figuring out their limbs and don ‘t necessarily have full control over their faculties, and it ‘s not like you can just tell a baby to sit still, so yeah, having to x-ray one would probably be quite the conundrum.
So, what ‘s the solution?
STICK ‘EM IN A TUBE.
I just found out this is how they X-ray small children and I can ‘t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/crNsjYhtpK
‘ Professor Finesser (@mowziii) April 27, 2019
BABIES IN TUBES IS NOW THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
You can tell by their faces that they are not having a good time and I don ‘t blame them, that looks like literally the most uncomfortable position to be stuck in.
This one look like “when they let me out, it ‘s over for y ‘all mfs ‘ pic.twitter.com/huhwjJkQZl
‘ t ‘arya stark (@TyraaTyraant) April 27, 2019
But the x-rays gotta get done somehow! Plus they ‘re not even making memories yet, so what ‘s the harm. They ‘re fiiiiiiine.
A few people quickly noticed how similar the squished tube children looked to Augustus Gloop and Danny deVito, because life really does imitate art.
‘ Lauren (@HPBitchcraft) April 27, 2019
‘ Iris McCarthy | Writer (@PalatePrincess) April 27, 2019
And some people shared photos of their own children, and listen ‘ I know these pictures are all essentially the same, but do they really get any less funny the more you look at them??
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