By: Sloane Hughes
People Are Running Like Horses And I Am Afraid
Back in 2013 a video of a 10-year-old girl running on all fours and leaping over jumps swept the internet and amassed over 2 million views. Some people found it cute, others found it funny, but we all kinda had to agree ‘ it was pretty impressive. Humans are not meant to run on all fours. Like, not even a little bit. So the fact that this kid could gallop like a clydesdale was kinda nuts. And it was acceptable, because she was 10, and kids do weird shit. That ‘s fine.
What ‘s not fine though is when it ‘s a fully grown adult.
Which is, unfortunately, what we have on our hands.
Niemand:
Absolut Niemand:
Pferdem ‘dchen: pic.twitter.com/IzaNAN2b0W
‘ Cherno (@yChernno) May 14, 2019
WhyyyyYYYYYYYY
Her name is Ayla Kirstine, she ‘s from Norway, and now she also lives in my nightmares.
There are a lot of causes for concern in society these days ‘ climate change, detrimental attacks on women ‘s reproductive rights, pretty much everything the Trump administration is doing ‘ but the absolute last thing I ever thought I ‘d have to fear is human adults who can run at alarming speeds and clear some pretty tall objects.
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