By: Sloane Hughes
Robert Pattinson Is Going To Be Batman And Y ‘all Need To Calm Down
The casting choices for Batman and friends have always appeared controversial or pissed off fans for one reason or another, because you can ‘t make everyone happy I guess. So when it was announced that Robert Pattinson will be the next person to put on the mask and people threw a fit it wasn ‘t a total shock.
But also ‘ chill out.
The majority of people who are mad about this casting decision are DC fans and dude-bros who only associate Robert Pattinson with Twilight, which is dumb for two reasons.
- Guys….. that was over 10 years ago, and even he hated it. Seriously ‘ please watch his DVD commentary on it. It ‘s so good.
- He ‘s done a shit ton of super cool movies since then and has nailed a lot of noir roles.
So, hey, relax. Give him a chance, he can ‘t be any worse than Jared Leto ‘s Joker.
As society draws to a close I think it ‘s only fair that we all get to be Batman
‘ Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) May 17, 2019
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