By: Sloane Hughes
The casting choices for Batman and friends have always appeared controversial or pissed off fans for one reason or another, because you can ‘t make everyone happy I guess. So when it was announced that Robert Pattinson will be the next person to put on the mask and people threw a fit it wasn ‘t a total shock.
But also ‘ chill out.
The majority of people who are mad about this casting decision are DC fans and dude-bros who only associate Robert Pattinson with Twilight, which is dumb for two reasons.
- Guys….. that was over 10 years ago, and even he hated it. Seriously ‘ please watch his DVD commentary on it. It ‘s so good.
- He ‘s done a shit ton of super cool movies since then and has nailed a lot of noir roles.
So, hey, relax. Give him a chance, he can ‘t be any worse than Jared Leto ‘s Joker.
As society draws to a close I think it ‘s only fair that we all get to be Batman
‘ Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) May 17, 2019
Robert Pattinson as Batman??? What next, another actor playing a different role??? When will it end
‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 17, 2019
:: Robert Pattinson is casted as #Batman ::
Internet Ppl : “Noooo … Not that guy from Twilight”
‘ ???? ????? (@vamsi__krish) May 17, 2019
oh no robert pattinson in batman what if he doesn't do a good job of it like all the other amazing absolutely stunning totally on point batmans we've had
‘ Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) May 17, 2019
updating my “does Batman fuck?” chart:
Adam West – yes, but in an Austin Powers way
Michael Keaton – hell yes
Val Kilmer – yes
George Clooney – no
Christian Bale – no
Ben Affleck – lol no
Robert Pattinson – either too depressed to fuck, OR alarmingly horny. no middle ground.
‘ Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) May 17, 2019
Robert Pattinson will be Batman in Matt Reeves film… Welcome to the age of Battinson. pic.twitter.com/Im2NaINQOf
‘ Battman (@BatmanFiles) May 17, 2019
.@JenAshleyWright: Why is Robert Pattinson trending, what did he do?
Me: He ‘s gonna play Batman!
Jen: What ‘s his superpower, being sad?
Me: …….. LITERALLY YES.
‘ Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) May 17, 2019
if the new batman is good, then great. but if it's bad, just imagine robert pattinson's dvd commentary. it's a win win pic.twitter.com/TAlot4p3j9
‘ lucy jayne ford (@lucyj_ford) May 17, 2019
‘ Mo?ib (@OkarimMD) May 17, 2019
‘ Ins ‘nias em Carv ‘o (@insoniascarvao) May 17, 2019
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