By: Sloane Hughes
The Game Of Thrones Finale Was Trash But At Least It ‘s Over
I know you ‘re probably all sick of reading about Game of Thrones and listen, I ‘m sick of writing about it, so we understand each other. But let ‘s just get through this one last time. What can I say about this absolute dumpster fire of a season that hasn ‘t already been said?
Probably nothing but I ‘m gonna say some shit anyway.
Arya ‘s time with the Faceless Men and becoming the Westeros equivalent of a Jedi was basically for nothing, but it ‘s a cool set of skills to be able to throw onto a r ‘sum ‘ I guess. And hey ‘ at least gets to travel around the world now. I hope she at least steals a few people ‘s faces.
Jon went back to the Night Watch after killing Daenerys, because she flew off the handlebars and became another Mad Targaryen because we can ‘t have anything nice, which is good for him because let ‘s be real ‘ Jon ‘s been kind of a little bitch this season.
'My Line' for the entire #GameOfThrones #TheFinalEpisode :
OH MY GOD!
‘ ? (@Yanna__ssi) May 20, 2019
Also: Dany deserved better. I will scream that from the rooftops. Etch it onto my gravestone.
Somehow BRAN, Mr. “I ‘m Not Gonna Do Shit All Season ‘, Mr. “BRB, Warging ‘, Mr. “I Knew That Was All Gonna Go Down And I Didn ‘t Do Anything To Change It ‘, ended up on the iron throne. Because, once again, we can ‘t have anything nice. Whatever Bran. Enjoy your throne you dick.
When you don ‘t contribute in the group project & still get an A #TheFinalEpisode #GOT pic.twitter.com/UwsAC1JYLH
‘ ||SMKS|| (@Sincerely_Shas) May 20, 2019
how bran won the iron throne pic.twitter.com/ejxu4KOqBC
‘ patrick (@boolin) May 20, 2019
Ugh.
I ‘m gonna try and focus on the positives, because there are very, very few.
AT LEAST Sansa was made Queen of the North. Aside from Tyrion, she ‘s definitely the only one competent enough to actual rule anywhere. She earned this.
all hail sansa, queen of winterfexit
‘ Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 20, 2019
AT LEAST Ghost and Jon were reunited and we all finally got to see that long awaited behind-the-ear scratch for Ghost, the best boy in all seven kingdoms and beyond.
THIS IS THE ONLY ENDING WE WANTED AND NEEDED #GameOfThronesFinale #TheFinalEpisode #GOTFinale pic.twitter.com/s4u4yRSL61
‘ kath (@IRONLOKl) May 20, 2019
And AT LEAST we all get one more day of post-Thrones memes.
still feels like Sansa was kind of harsh on Bran in that scene pic.twitter.com/Xi03V1sQMT
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 20, 2019
This sums up the last episode of GOT #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/vSmiHFrxmc
‘ PARC6IX (@parc6ix) May 20, 2019
Robert Arryn Longbottomed all of us, didn ‘t he? #got #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/Du9Fqtsege
‘ Jovana D (@JanetSnakehol20) May 20, 2019
All these strong women and the winner is a white dude who isn't even fully in touch with reality all the time. Checks out. #Got #DemThrones
‘ shauna (@goldengateblond) May 20, 2019
Tyrion finessed his way out of jail for the worst crime possible and into the vice presidency with a monologue
lmao
‘ Boogie Bousins (@bansky) May 20, 2019
Me after spending 8 years of my life watching GOT…#GameOfTrones #DemThrones #GOTfinal pic.twitter.com/hfz5QnGSzJ
‘ Ambreezy (@AmberK_10) May 20, 2019
Tyrion ‘s “half of Westeros hates me because I followed Daenerys, and the other hates me because I betrayed her ‘ speech sounded real familiar #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/lUtpE2E9rv
‘ Hey U There (@LittleFISHal) May 20, 2019
Sansa won the popular vote but Bran had the electoral college.
‘ snark hoppus. (@markhoppus) May 20, 2019
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