By: Sloane Hughes
I know you ‘re probably all sick of reading about Game of Thrones and listen, I ‘m sick of writing about it, so we understand each other. But let ‘s just get through this one last time. What can I say about this absolute dumpster fire of a season that hasn ‘t already been said?
Probably nothing but I ‘m gonna say some shit anyway.
Arya ‘s time with the Faceless Men and becoming the Westeros equivalent of a Jedi was basically for nothing, but it ‘s a cool set of skills to be able to throw onto a r ‘sum ‘ I guess. And hey ‘ at least gets to travel around the world now. I hope she at least steals a few people ‘s faces.
Jon went back to the Night Watch after killing Daenerys, because she flew off the handlebars and became another Mad Targaryen because we can ‘t have anything nice, which is good for him because let ‘s be real ‘ Jon ‘s been kind of a little bitch this season.
OH MY GOD!
‘ ? (@Yanna__ssi) May 20, 2019
Also: Dany deserved better. I will scream that from the rooftops. Etch it onto my gravestone.
Somehow BRAN, Mr. “I ‘m Not Gonna Do Shit All Season ‘, Mr. “BRB, Warging ‘, Mr. “I Knew That Was All Gonna Go Down And I Didn ‘t Do Anything To Change It ‘, ended up on the iron throne. Because, once again, we can ‘t have anything nice. Whatever Bran. Enjoy your throne you dick.
‘ ||SMKS|| (@Sincerely_Shas) May 20, 2019
how bran won the iron throne pic.twitter.com/ejxu4KOqBC
‘ patrick (@boolin) May 20, 2019
I ‘m gonna try and focus on the positives, because there are very, very few.
AT LEAST Sansa was made Queen of the North. Aside from Tyrion, she ‘s definitely the only one competent enough to actual rule anywhere. She earned this.
all hail sansa, queen of winterfexit
‘ Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 20, 2019
AT LEAST Ghost and Jon were reunited and we all finally got to see that long awaited behind-the-ear scratch for Ghost, the best boy in all seven kingdoms and beyond.
‘ kath (@IRONLOKl) May 20, 2019
And AT LEAST we all get one more day of post-Thrones memes.
still feels like Sansa was kind of harsh on Bran in that scene pic.twitter.com/Xi03V1sQMT
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 20, 2019
‘ PARC6IX (@parc6ix) May 20, 2019
‘ Jovana D (@JanetSnakehol20) May 20, 2019
‘ shauna (@goldengateblond) May 20, 2019
Tyrion finessed his way out of jail for the worst crime possible and into the vice presidency with a monologue
‘ Boogie Bousins (@bansky) May 20, 2019
‘ Ambreezy (@AmberK_10) May 20, 2019
‘ Hey U There (@LittleFISHal) May 20, 2019
Sansa won the popular vote but Bran had the electoral college.
‘ snark hoppus. (@markhoppus) May 20, 2019
TYRION: People love stories. And no one has a better story than Bran
ARYA, WHO LEARNED SHAPE-SHIFTING AND MURDERED THE INVINCIBLE ICE KING OF DEATH: Bran has what now
‘ Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 20, 2019
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