By: Sloane Hughes
It started when Andy Samberg posted an effortlessly good photo of himself on Twitter that caused a giant social media frenzy and made everyone realized that ‘ gasp ‘ comedians can be super attractive AND funny AT THE SAME TIME? Crazy. Who would ‘ve thought. And it looks like the next funny-man-turned-babetown to crank everyone ‘s libido up to 10 is Canada ‘s own Seth Rogen.
He ‘s known for taking on goofier roles in buddy films like Pineapple Express and This Is The End, and I guess a lot of people couldn ‘t see past that silly exterior. But his latest film The Long Shot with Charlize Theron features a pretty slick, tux-wearing Seth Rogen, and I have to admit when I saw the billboard ads for it even I was like, “damn Seth! ‘
Now, just a few weeks after the premiere of The Long Shot, the photos from his shoot with GQ Magazine were released and, uhh, lemme just say again,
‘ GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) May 21, 2019
Dude ‘s dressed TO. THE. NINES. Like he ‘s even using a goddamn GUCCI ASHTRAY.
And just like with Andy Samberg, this awakening has thoroughly rocked the whole internet.
Not only am I late because the train went past my stop I also just realized I would fuck Seth Rogan what a mess of a morning this has turned out to be
‘ Shakira (@jodecicry) May 21, 2019
Seth Rogan during the GQ photo shoot pic.twitter.com/3yl5c6hV5o
‘ Jessica (@Jessxadanielle) May 23, 2019
no hetero but good for seth rogen
‘ Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) May 21, 2019
Now that I ‘ve seen the Seth Rogen GQ cover shoot, I finally understand the expression “glow up. ‘ pic.twitter.com/YNbJBzkOZT
‘ Gennefer ‘Stands with the WGA ‘ Gross (@Gennefer) May 21, 2019
I would let this man pick me up by my ponytail and swing me around like a lasso https://t.co/UHMDQARlOL
‘ The great and terrible (@donediirty) May 21, 2019
Seth rogen is gonna be on GTA ‘s next loading screen pic.twitter.com/fdzVPqf9oI
‘ Cisco (@Frvncissco) May 21, 2019
Donald Trump is president, Seth Rogan is hot. Nothing makes sense anymore.
‘ Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 22, 2019
However, not everyone was surprised
Look, Seth Rogen has been fuckable forever. Adorable fuckability, ‘adorkafuckable ‘ if you will. It ‘s just that today he ascended to Zaddy tier and we welcome him to this fine-wine echelon send tweet.
‘ Camilla Blackett (@camillard) May 21, 2019
Honestly I couldn ‘t be happier that I fully embraced my on-again-off-again crush on Seth Rogen mere weeks before his GQ cover shoot was released
‘ aly (@geturowntots) May 22, 2019
if you can ‘t love seth rogen at his 40 year-old virgin then you don ‘t get to love him at his long shot
‘ rachel tolleson (@copperinsides) May 21, 2019
And, adorably, Seth was just excited for his dog
ZELDA IS ON THE COVER OF GQ! I ‘VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD. pic.twitter.com/C1hAxTPCEJ
‘ Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 21, 2019
work it zelda
‘ WeRateDogs ‘ (@dog_rates) May 21, 2019
After a night of scary movies and one terrifying bedtime story is the monster in Chase’s closest just in his imagination? probably not
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