By: Sloane Hughes
Earlier this week Trump gave a press conference in the Rose Garden, and since he ‘s been the kamikaze pilot flying this plane for two years now we ‘ve all learned by this point that it ‘s not a matter of whether or not he ‘ll say something dumb, it ‘s a matter of how many and just how dumb the things he says are going to be. And even if the words don ‘t come right from his mouth, the well of nonsensical words he ‘s tweeted out into the universe ‘ like covfefe and hamberder ‘ runs deep.
This time, though, the president changed things up a bit and gave the world a glimpse at his handwritten notes, thanks to some very quick photographers. You ‘d think the contents of Trump ‘s notations would be the main talking points, but everyone was immediately fixated on one glaring bullet point.
“Dems have no achomlishments ‘
‘ Dan Eggen (@DanEggenWPost) May 22, 2019
Yeah. It actually says that.
A C H O M L I S H M E N T S
After so many egregious and frankly concerning butcherings of the English language, making fun of them definitely isn ‘t as fun as it used to be. Honestly, it ‘s almost a little dull. But he ‘s the goddamn president of the United States and as long as he ‘s in office we should never stop pointing out how absolutely incompetent he is.
Reminder that this man has. the. launch. codes. If we survive his presidency that ‘ll be a real achomlishment.
‘ Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) May 23, 2019
“Achomlishments. ‘ The President of the United States wrote that down.
‘ Richard Marx (@richardmarx) May 23, 2019
Even spell check is like ‘\_(?)_/ ‘ pic.twitter.com/fGRUOwUn83
‘ Elizabeth Randol (@RandolElizabeth) May 23, 2019
Make way for a man of achomlishments. pic.twitter.com/Wosod95Met
‘ Schooley (@Rschooley) May 23, 2019
‘ Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 23, 2019
“Dems have no achomlishments ‘ He ‘s like a dumpster fire, if the dumpster was sentient, and walked around screaming “NO YOURE ON FIRE ‘ to everyone along its path. https://t.co/EGBuvbHuZu
‘ Cori (@PerihelionDance) May 23, 2019
This is the President.
I ‘m so terrified I can ‘t stop laughing. https://t.co/5CpRGewOvK
‘ Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) May 23, 2019
Judge a man not by his spelling but by his achomlishments
‘ Roger Wilson (@civicdec) May 23, 2019
Imagine the jobs you wouldn ‘t get if your cover letter said achomlishments
‘ Laughing Cavs (@laughingcavs) May 23, 2019
I enjoy eating freshly baked achomlishments with my morning covfefe.
‘ Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) May 23, 2019
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