By: Sloane Hughes
These 90 ‘s Red Carpet Looks Are The Best And Worst Things You ‘ll See Today
If you were around through the 90 ‘s you don ‘t need to be reminded of how absolutely terrible the fashion was. Button down shirts that were so giant and billowy you could probably repurpose them as sails if you were ever stranded at sea, (and with prints so painfully loud that you ‘d definitely be spotted and rescued pretty quick) flare jeans that were so low cut it ‘s honestly a mystery how they stayed on, denim things that had absolutely no business being denim, the list goes on.
We were all subjected to those awful trends and somehow thought they were cool, but this Twitter account is proving that no one and nothing was safe from the tyranny of 90 ‘s fashion ‘ not even the red carpet.
The account, called Movie Premieres Unlimited, is entirely dedicated to photographs of celebrities on the red carpet at movie premieres in the 90 ‘s. Not even the worst red carpet looks, just any red carpet looks.
Because, well, they really don ‘t have to try and hunt down the worst ones. They ‘re ALL THE WORST.
54 Premiere
1998Photos by SGranitz Ron Galella WireImage pic.twitter.com/q78QB4FHdK
‘ Movie Premieres Unlimited (@NightOpening) May 8, 2019
There are so many tweets from this account and so many photos that it ‘s easy to scroll through them all at lightning speed, but please, I urge you, really take it all in.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Premiere
1991Photos by Ron Galella WireImage/ Jim Smeal pic.twitter.com/TM2TYUpQVO
‘ Movie Premieres Unlimited (@NightOpening) May 7, 2019
Why are all the suits SO LARGE? How was looking like a toddler who found their way into their dads closet A FASHIONABLE LOOK?
HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN???
Little Nicky Premiere
2000Photos by SGranitz/WireImage Ron Galella pic.twitter.com/q4UXCguwWH
‘ Movie Premieres Unlimited (@NightOpening) May 6, 2019
Oh god, the velour ‘ or is it velvet? I have no idea. Either way, it ‘s awful.
how does this happen pic.twitter.com/w1h5wYL93o
‘ Claire (In the House of Flies) (@InfiniteJost) May 25, 2019
WHO LET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT?
fuckin dying at how big the undershirt collar is
‘ raandy (@randygdub) May 25, 2019
how were people just walking around like that in my lifetime
‘ Mr LB Classic ‘?. your pal (@LydiaBurrell) May 25, 2019
I honestly don ‘t know what ‘s worse, the comically huge suits or the fact that apparently “dad at Disney World ‘ was also an acceptable style.
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