By: Sloane Hughes
Although it was his godlike physique that initially launched him into fame and made him one of the biggest (figuratively and literally, the guy ‘s a tank) action film stars in Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger has had quite the diverse career. He branched out from playing Large Beefy Men in action movies and started playing Large Beefy Men in comedies and then eventually Still Large But Slightly Older And Grizzled Beefy Men in horror movies. He took people by surprise when he ran for governor of California ‘ and won. Twice. (What?? A celebrity with no political background running for office?? Hahaha how insane is that, like you ‘d have to be totally fucking insane to vote for someone who has no qualifications) And he ‘s been a vocal climate change activist for about a decade. Most importantly though, he ‘s the Terminator.
Not a bad r ‘sum ‘.
But I guess acting, politics, activism, bodybuilding, and whatever else it is that mega-celebrities do (swimming in Scrooge McDuck vaults full of cash, probably) wasn ‘t enough for him, because he just dropped a rap song.
It ‘s called “Pump It Up ‘ The Motivation Song ‘ and it ‘s by Andreas Gabalier, an Austrian artist who wrote the song specifically for and about Arnold. So obviously he had to rap a verse.
Arnold Schwarzenegger rapped about believing in yourself and y ‘know what? Good for him.
There are like, a bajillion things that are awful going on right now and we ‘re all probably gonna die soon because we ‘re wrecking the planet so honestly, Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘s weird not-really-rap-more-like-spoken-word-but-it ‘s-fine verse about achieving your dreams is kind of what we all need right now.
This summer Bernie Sanders said that anyone who works 40 hours a week shouldn’t live in poverty, but Jeb Bush said that Americans should work more hours to increase their income. Even though most studies say that American workers work more than our counterparts are around the globe, we can only draw one conclusion from the continued income gap between the rich and poor in this country: why is the working class so lazy?
Will Ferrell drilled a Laker cheerleader in the head with a basketball last night. Probably not the worst thing a celebrity has done to a Laker girl.
Easter themed parody of Beyonce’s Partition. This is Bunnyce in EggDition. Starring: Ashley Chatman as Bunnyc ‘ Rob Batie as Jumpy Jay-Z Keri Carpenter as Bunny Dancer 1 Rasheda Den’e as Bunny Dancer 2 Directed, shot and produced by Trina Johnson Created and lyrics written by Ashley Chatman *NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!!!* Egg-Ditiion – Partition Parody [Verse 1] Time to unwrap this easter treat Time to unwrap this easter treat This year my bunny boo is gonna notice me Took 45 minutes to get to get all dressed up And we aint even gon make it to this hunt Now my marshmallows melting on his chocolate fudge Oh he’s so hungry, he can’t get enough He hopped in my basket and rubbed my fur He went Bugs Bunny crazy all in hareeeee [Pre-Hook] Oh there daddy daddy da dah de da de Oh baby baby be ba bah be ba be Took 45 minutes to get to get all dressed up And we aint even gon make it to this hunt [Hook] Taste all of me I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But can you handle it? Cuz I’m so sweet I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But you might just get type 2 diabetes [Verse 2] Time to unwrap this candy fast Time to unwrap this candy fast Don’t put it on the shelf cuz it will not last Handprints and shoes prints in this grass Paw prints and claw grips on my stash Private show now we can get crazy He like to call Honey Bun when we get this tasty Egg shells, wrappers, toss that trash Candies are half off cuz the holiday’s passed [Pre-Hook] Oh there daddy daddy na na na ne na ne Oh baby baby be sa sa see sa see Took 45 minutes to get to get all dressed up And we aint even gon make it to this hunt [Hook] Taste all of me I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But can you handle it? Cuz I’m so sweet I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But you might just get type 2 diabetes (Insulin!) [Bridge] Est-ce que tu aimes eggs? (Do you like eggs?) Eggs, je veux dire : l’activit ‘ physique, Leur peinture. Tu aimes ‘a? (Eggs, I mean: the physical activity of painting them. You like it?) Tu ne t’int ‘resses pas au eggs? (Are you not interested in eggs?) Vous pensent que les lapin d ‘testent peinture eggs mais c’est une activit ‘ tr ‘s stimulante et naturelle que lapin adorent (Y’all think that bunnies hate painting eggs but its an exciting natural activity that bunnies enjoy) [Hook] Taste all of me I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But can you handle it? Cuz I’m so sweet I know you wanna eat this hershey kiss But you might just get type 2 diabetes (Insulin!)