By: Sloane Hughes

Trump, Having A Normal One, Tweeted That The Moon Is Part Of Mars

Sloane Hughes June 7, 2019

Since the start of the seemingly unending nightmare that is his presidency, Trump ‘s been all about s p a c e . One of the first declarations he made after being sworn in was that he was going to create a new military branch, the SPACE FORCE. It ‘s about time that aliens, those smug bastards, get a good old American asswhooping. He ‘s SO obsessed with space, that a month ago Trump called for NASA ‘s budget to be increased by $1.6 billion so they can send humans back to the moon as soon as possible.

Priorities.

I guess the moon and Trump had a falling out though, because today he tweeted this.

For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2019

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Kitteh Suckles the Air

cheezburger May 19, 2010

This kitten believes its time for dinner, when in reality there isn’t any food near by. Thanks to: http://www.youtube.com/user/trentiraffe For more funny cats, visit http://icanhascheezburger.com/

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Donald Trump’s Ultimate March Madness Bracket

Mike O'Gorman, Ben Wietmarschen, Funny Or Die March 15, 2017

President Donald Trump fills out his 2017 NCAA tournament bracket with skills that put all other former presidents to shame. Move over “Barack-etology”, this March Madness is all about the “Bracket-Donald Trump-ology”!