By: Sloane Hughes
Trump, Having A Normal One, Tweeted That The Moon Is Part Of Mars
Since the start of the seemingly unending nightmare that is his presidency, Trump ‘s been all about s p a c e . One of the first declarations he made after being sworn in was that he was going to create a new military branch, the SPACE FORCE. It ‘s about time that aliens, those smug bastards, get a good old American asswhooping. He ‘s SO obsessed with space, that a month ago Trump called for NASA ‘s budget to be increased by $1.6 billion so they can send humans back to the moon as soon as possible.
I guess the moon and Trump had a falling out though, because today he tweeted this.
For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2019
Kitteh Suckles the Air
This kitten believes its time for dinner, when in reality there isn’t any food near by. Thanks to: http://www.youtube.com/user/trentiraffe For more funny cats, visit http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Donald Trump’s Ultimate March Madness Bracket
President Donald Trump fills out his 2017 NCAA tournament bracket with skills that put all other former presidents to shame. Move over “Barack-etology”, this March Madness is all about the “Bracket-Donald Trump-ology”!
Daily Cheney #2337: Life’s Questions
Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney
You know when you get that call from your parents asking how your money situation is and you really think about it? The flashbacks aren’t pretty…
Rambo Fights Godzilla And We ‘re Not Sure Who Would Win
Sylvester Stallone in Rambo V: Last Blood is not about to let gargantuan reptiles walk around like they own the place.
There’s Nothing Funny About Flight Safety
Flight safety is no laughing matter.