By: Sloane Hughes
Since the start of the seemingly unending nightmare that is his presidency, Trump ‘s been all about s p a c e . One of the first declarations he made after being sworn in was that he was going to create a new military branch, the SPACE FORCE. It ‘s about time that aliens, those smug bastards, get a good old American asswhooping. He ‘s SO obsessed with space, that a month ago Trump called for NASA ‘s budget to be increased by $1.6 billion so they can send humans back to the moon as soon as possible.