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Rambo Fights Godzilla And We ‘re Not Sure Who Would Win


And in the past, dude always seemed to destroy his enemies utterly. It ‘s like he took all of his angst and then bench pressed it into the sun to forge white-hot liquid destruction, then put that in his protein-and-four-loko shake, boofed it on a dare only to go mad with muscle and flashbacks. Eventually, I hope he can get some therapy and maybe a dose of MDMA ‘ but in the meantime what I want him to do is fight an enemy truly worthy.

For real. The guy never loses.

The swaggering sheriff from Rambo: First Blood? Yawn. The Vietnamese and Soviet soldiers from Rambo: First Blood Part II? I ‘m in a boredom coma. The Soviets (again) in Rambo III? It ‘s a scientific miracle because now I ‘m back from my coma with how lame that is. The Burmese forces from Rambo (the one in 2008)? JUST. STOP IT.

Thank you, Godzilla, for being King Of The Monsters

None of Rambo ‘s other enemies have been worthy opponents until now. He may be the king of the raging double-down ‘ ‘but Godzilla is King Of The Monsters, so checkmate, man-with-no-middle-name*. Now ‘s your chance to go ballistic on some big-ass monsters easily 1000x your size. Rambo against the kaiju. I ‘m crying with happiness.

That ‘s the Rambo that I want to see. Rambo punching Godzilla. Rambo kicking Rodan in the monster balls. Rambo shooting an incredibly ineffective arrow at the three-headed King Ghidorah.

When these ancient super-species see John Juggalo Rambo ‘s steely stare, IT ‘S FIREWORKS BABBYYY.

*Seriously, he has no middle name. Only the letter “J. ‘ So here are some options:

John John Rambo
John Jerblord Rambo
John Jasmine Rambo


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