By: Sloane Hughes
Justin Bieber Wants To Fight Tom Cruise Apparently, I Don ‘t Know
We ‘re somehow already halfway through 2019 and it ‘s been a weird, weird year, guys. It ‘s getting to the point where, honestly, things don ‘t even faze me anymore. People petitioned for Danny DeVito to play Wolverine in the next X-Men movie? Sure, why not. Some lady in Florida just casually had an alligator stuffed into her yoga pants? Hey man everybody ‘s gotta keep their alligators somewhere.
Every so often, though, something will happen that ‘s out of left field enough to make me go, “what the hell is going on? ‘
I spent the weekend away from Twitter because it was beautiful out and it ‘s good to unplug for a bit, so when I came into work this morning I poured a coffee and started to catch up on what I had missed over the last couple days.
Literally not even two sips into my coffee I learned that Justin Bieber said he wants to fight Tom Cruise.
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
‘ Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
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Will we ever know peace
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