By: Sloane Hughes
Trump Meets Prince Of Whales, At Last Uniting America And The Sea

One of the most significant jobs of any world leader is foreign diplomacy and ensuring that global relations don ‘t come to a boil. For the sake of everyone ‘s security it ‘s important that we all get along swimmingly, and that ‘s exactly why Trump decided to dive into one of his “foreign government ‘ talks that occur “everyday ‘ with a monarch that has gone ignored by the world for too long.
The Prince of Whales.

We ‘re all here on the surface worried about foreign policy involving places like North Korea like a bunch of buffoons, but luckily for us our finless leader knows what relationships really matter ‘ like the United State ‘s long-neglected ties to the whale community.
What have they been up to? How ‘s life as undersea royalty? No societal revolutions threatening to overthrow their family (pod?) yet? That ‘s nice. I guess whales are okay being under monarchical rule. How ‘s the weather down there? Hot and full of garbage? Sounds suspiciously like life above the water. Perhaps we aren ‘t so different after all. I, for one, am excited to see where our new friendship with the behemoths of the oceans leads. Perhaps we can unite and together finally defeat the biggest threat to everyone on this earth: windmills.
Donald Trump has said that when he and the Prince of Whales met, they just clicked.
I ‘m not even sorry.
‘ Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 13, 2019
The Prince of Whales? Did you find a wooden boy named Jared Kushner inside of him?
‘ Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) June 13, 2019
First photos in from Trump's meeting with the Prince of Whales pic.twitter.com/MclQIT9G2A
‘ Hazel Shearing (@hazelshearing) June 13, 2019
Can we PLEASE stop mocking his illiteracy for writing Prince of Whales and THANK his thoughtful parentheses for teaching us all that the Queen of England is from the U.K.? pic.twitter.com/7ahd9HoHP7
‘ John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 13, 2019
#Wales “Prince of Whales”
Remedial Geography/Biology lesson: pic.twitter.com/TbK3Y5gl7E
‘ AR Simmons (@arsimmons_rcn) June 13, 2019
“The Prince of Whales”. Very funny, Donald Trump. Did you do that on porpoise? pic.twitter.com/EbivrOLVLV
‘ Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) June 13, 2019
“I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE PRINCE OF WHALES!” pic.twitter.com/gGrXNF6wa1
‘ Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) June 13, 2019
IN TRUMP ‘S ROLODEX
* Prince of Whales
* Dolly Llama
* Prime Minister True Dough
* Emmanuel Macaroni
* Angela Marble
* Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
* King Salmon
* The Poop‘ God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 13, 2019
there is no such thing as the fuckin prince of whales
‘ whalefact (@awhalefact) June 13, 2019
omg i ‘m the prince of whales
‘ whalefact (@awhalefact) June 13, 2019
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