By: Sloane Hughes
If you frequently take public transportation you ‘ve probably been a witness to some pretty insane shit. If you don ‘t take public transportation, we get it, you ‘re not poor, whatever. The, ahem, colorful things that take place on busses and trains seem to be without borders and are pretty universal ‘ back in Canada I can recall a woman getting onto a city bus with not one, but two cages containing live chickens, and one time when a man fully dressed like a satyr boarded a train and played the bagpipes. But the city with the public transport system that is best known for all the weird stuff that goes down during otherwise regular commutes is New York. Probably 75% of the time New York is trending or in the news it ‘s because an entire train car burst into song or an amateur circus troupe was tumbling from handrail to handrail.
So in a way, this isn ‘t really even that weird. And you can tell it ‘s not even that weird because there ‘s a lot of people on the train who aren ‘t even batting an eye. But this is still pretty impressive because, well, these people brought a whole-ass pingpong table.
And actually had a pretty successful rally going.
‘ Mary Karr, Author (@marykarrlit) June 29, 2019
Sure, on one hand this is super disruptive and honestly just kind of annoying, but on the other hand a lot of people use their commute to and from work to catch up on sports… and this is basically all the action coming straight to you without having to use up data!
I ‘m just glad they went with table tennis instead of, like, actual tennis.
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