By: Sloane Hughes
Do you wanna feel old?
Probably not, but you ‘re about to anyway!
The beloved sitcom Saved by the Bell followed the lives of a group of friends as they experienced the ups and downs of adolescence and high school, taught millions of kids and teens around the world some very valuable life lessons, and created a legendary schism between two factions that people are still loyal to to this day: Team Slater or Team Zack.
Oh, and one more thing ‘
IT ‘S NOW 30 YEARS OLD.
YEP. It ‘s been THIRTY. YEARS. since we were first introduced to the students of Bayside High. Let that sink in for a minute. Ponder your own mortality. Maybe make yourself a stiff drink.
And although it ‘s easy to look back fondly and reminisce about all the good times, the laughs, and the friendships, one important thing that we must remember is Zack Morris was TRASH.
It may sound harsh, but it ‘s the truth.
Remember when he went out of his way to be a total dick to a girl in a wheelchair?
WHAT THE HELL, ZACK.
Or the time he straight up narc ‘d on a famous actor for smoking weed?!
Or the time he prostituted his friend Lisa so he could pay a credit card bill?!?!
That is LOW, Zack, even for you.
That ‘s why we are going to celebrate the 30th birthday of Saved by the Bell by continuing to do our duty and presenting even more hard-hitting evidence proving how much he totally sucked.