By: Sloane Hughes
Ron Swanson of the Pawnee Parks Department is a simple man.
He likes pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast foods, and he hates the government. He ‘s also not a very big fan of metaphors, froo-froo symbolism, or passing along anything that isn ‘t survival skills or tips on how to build the perfect chair. Which is unfortunate for him, because whether he likes it or not, he bestowed a whole lot of wisdom upon us about a whole lot of stuff.