By: Sloane Hughes
This summer has flown by and somehow it ‘s already August 23, which means that it ‘s almost September, which means that it ‘s almost October, which means that it ‘s almost Halloween.
Y ‘know what, let ‘s just cut out all the middlemen ‘ it ‘s almost Halloween.
Everybody knows the best and most important part of Halloween is having a really dope costume. In fact, everyone gets so hyped up about costumes that these days you can even buy them for your dog, your cat,
and your guinea pig.
As a big advocate for all things Halloween, I think this is a great idea. Why should us humans get to have all the fun?? Just because our beloved pets don ‘t have credit cards or opposable thumbs or any grasp of the concept of Halloween doesn ‘t mean that they shouldn ‘t also get to look spooky (and adorable).
Folks… they ‘re so good.
Your guinea pig can be a goddamn bumble bee
SHUT the fuck up this is so cute.
Or a UNICORN
MAGICAL. SO MAGICAL.
Or what about a superhero?? SUPER PIG
Look on top of his head, there ‘s even A MASK, TO PROTECT THEIR LITTLE GUINEA PIG IDENTITIES.
And, ok, this one is the best ‘ are you ready for this shit
A SHARK. A LITTLE TINY SHARK.
You can buy them online and they ‘re only like six bucks, I don ‘t even have a guinea pig and I want these. Please, if you do have a guinea pig, please dress them up for Halloween. I need this. WE ALL NEED THIS.