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Brad Pitt ‘s Dad Is Star-Lord

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BRAD PITT LONGS SO HARD IN AD ASTRA

Why? Because he, a man (Brad Pitt), is the guy who journeys across a solar system in search of his father. The solar system? LAWLESS. His father? BRASH BRO OF BRAGGODOCIO Peter Quill (Chris Pratt).

Soon, Pitt and Pratt both dawn cool-looking space gear and rally to save the universe. Welcome to….

LEGAL GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY

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