By: Sloane Hughes
Lizzo Feat. Cookie Monster Is The Collab I ‘ve Needed My Whole Life
If you don ‘t listen to Lizzo yet, what are you even doing. The body-positive, flute-playing, incredible multi-talented artist from Houston, TX has taken over as one of the newest Queens of hip hop, rap, and R&B. And honestly, good for her, she fucking deserves it. She ‘s rocked the VMA ‘s and even had a brief (but intense) feud with Ron Burgundy, but among all her achievements, one of the most notable is the fact that the lyrics from her hit track “Truth Hurts ‘ have become the anthem of the internet.
The one lyric from this ABSOLUTE BANGER that ‘s been pasted throughout the furthest corners of social media is, as I ‘m sure you ‘re all familiar,
“I just took a DNA test, turns out I ‘m 100% that bitch ‘
Folks all over twitter have adapted it numerous times into funny tweets like “I just took a DNA test, turns out I ‘m 100% that dumb bitch, ‘ but the best adaptation so far has come from someone I would have never expected:
Cookie Monster.
Yeah. The one from Sesame Street. And his rendition of it was so funny that it warranted a response from Lizzo herself.
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