By: Funny Or Die
Fun fact: Diamonds are older than dinosaurs. A Natural Diamond is created one to three billion years ago, more than 100 miles below earth ‘s surface. They ‘re made of pure carbon and are the hardest natural mineral on earth. Then there ‘s lab-grown diamonds, which are mass produced in factories, in potentially unlimited quantities. ‘
This lab-grown diamond thinks he and the other microwave-made gems he was mass-produced with are unique. Because nothing says one-of-a-kind quite like mass production.
‘When you buy a natural diamond, you know that you ‘re getting something 100% rare, unique, and that increases in value over time. Natural diamonds guarantee that the diamond itself is just as special as the person it ‘s for.