By: Sloane Hughes

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Happy Birthday To Our Lord And Savior, Jeff Goldblum

Today is one of the holiest days of the year, a day that deserves our utmost respect and appreciation, a day that, honestly, should get its own parade with like, so many fuckin ‘ floats: it ‘s Jeff Goldblum ‘s birthday. 67 years ago on October 22 Jeff Goldblum entered this world, probably as an already fully grown man, and with each year that ‘s passed he has only become more magnificent, like a bottle of the world ‘s rarest and sexiest red wine. So wish Jeff Goldblum a happy birthday, and take a moment to bask in his godlike aura.

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