At this point in the administration we ‘ve learned a great number of facts about Trump that we can all agree are irrefutable, with many of those facts being filed under “Very Basic Concepts He Does Not Grasp ‘. A list which, if you were to turn into one large encyclopedia, would have chapters like, I. Windmills: What They Do (Harness Power) and What They Don ‘t Do (Cause Cancer) ‘ II. The Moon and How It ‘s Definitely Not Part of Mars III. Sharpie-ing a Chart Doesn ‘t Make You Right IIII. Will Nukes Stop Hurricanes?: An Introduction to Weather IIII. A Comprehensive List of Words on Third Grade Spelling Tests
And as of this week, we can add another chapter to this ever-growing book of insanity,
V. Basic American Geography
President Trump visited Pittsburgh and during yet another rambling speech about the border, he said that he ‘s going to win in New Mexico because he ‘s going to build a wall along their border, and along the border of Colorado. Yes. Colorado. Please, join me in unpacking this.
Colorado is, and I cannot stress this enough, in the center of this country.
So Trump ‘s grand plan is to build a border wall in a state that does not touch the border.
This is a conundrum that caught the attention of, well, basically anyone listening, as well as Jared Polis, the Governor of Colorado, who responded in the only way I think anyone could, posting “Well, this is awkward… ‘ on his Facebook page.
Well this is awkward…Colorado doesn ‘t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography
But Trump did say that he ‘s going to protect the people of New Mexico, its neighboring state, so maybe his plan is to protect them from the real threat to this nation, people from Colorado.
But considering he back peddled on Twitter the same way a middle schooler would when they ‘re trying to still seem smart, maybe (definitely) he ‘s just (one thousand percent) a giant idiot.
(Kiddingly) We ‘re building a Wall in Colorado ‘(then stated, “we ‘re not building a Wall in Kansas but they get the benefit of the Wall we ‘re building on the Border ‘) refered to people in the very packed auditorium, from Colorado & Kansas, getting the benefit of the Border Wall!
All bets are off when the IDs come out. New episode of Coat Check next week. Cast Carley – Carley Thorne Brennan – Brennan Asbridge Jackson – Jackson Rowe Mike – Mike Mildon Bouncer/Jon – Jonathan Shaboo Crew Directed and Edited by Mike Mildon Director of Photography – Joshua Natev Colourist – Joshua Natev Special thanks to Jon Rende
Alice Cooper and Joe Perry have started a new supergroup, the Hollywood Vampires. Now their manager, show business legend Shep Gordon, wants the band to meet their new label rep, and they’re in for a shock.
Amercia is certainly with Mitt. Looks like Mutt Romeny’s new app, “I’m With Mitt,” had a spelling mistake on one of its photo templates, misspelling the very word Romney claims to be restoring. Well done, app makers. You’ve given the internet plenty to play with.