By: Sloane Hughes
Matthew McConaughey is a lot of things. He ‘s an Oscar-winning actor, a producer, a college professor in Texas, one of the most ridiculously cool and quotable people to ever walk this earth, a man with a voice so smooth he could literally read the back of a shampoo bottle aloud and I ‘d be like “fuck yeah ‘, and he ‘s 50 years old today!
WELL ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
So, to the greatest cowboy-astronaut-lawyer-detective-stripper-surfer-burnout-athlete-heartthrob-professionally-cool-guy of all time, happy birthday! And apparently he finally joined instagram today, so to everyone reading this right now: you ‘re welcome.