By: Funny Or Die

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When Coffee Shops Jump On The Juice Cleanse Craze

They are popping up everywhere. Inside every coffee shop. JUICES.

Coffee shops should remain free of the tyrannical pull of the JUICE CLEANSE. Save that for your Instagram timeline or your hometown friend ‘s new multilevel marketing scheme. We go to coffee shops to get amped on caffeine and hopefully good music and a public workspace that makes us focus. We do not go to coffee shops to to get “alkalized. ‘ Nor do we go to coffee shops for an “echinacea/goldenseal infusion. ‘ There ‘s something so self-serving about the juice cleanse craze. “Oh really, you think I should do this for 15 days in a row? How convenient. ‘

But, you gotta admit, juice cleanses make big piles of that warm soft cash. So when coffee shop manager Beachum pitches the gang on getting into the juice cleanse craze, Black takes him up on it. With disastrous results.


Directed By
Destorm Power

Written By
George Khouri
Joshua Triplett
Boomer Mobley
Kevin Kimmel
Dwayne Colbert

Executive Producer
Joshua Triplett
George Khouri
Boomer Mobley
Kevin Kimmel

Executive Producer ‘
Chris Michael

Executive Producer ‘
David Saint

Based on the original pilot “Black Coffee ‘ by George Khouri

Main Cast
Reggie Couz (@reggiecouz) as Anthony
Jean Robert (@jeanrobert) as Travis
Iman Crosson (@alphacat) as Malcolm
Jennah Brittany (@missjaydmv) as Crystal
Joshua Triplett ‘(@jtripnation) as Beachum

Supporting Cast
Zack Kozlow as Michael
Ariana Sanchez as Latina Sabrina

Customer #1 – Cece Gardner
Couple Outside – Malik McCrea & Qiana Chase
Customer #2 – Charlana Brown
Hot Guy Sitting on Sidewalk – Boomer Mobley
Hot Guy Exiting Vehicle – Kevin Kimmel

Principle Photography
Director of Photography – Miko Dannels ‘
1st AD – Miko Dannels
2nd AD – Malik McCrea
1st AC – Tom Funk
2nd AC – Kevin Pontrelli
Gaffer – Joel Stout
Key Grip – Matt Felly
BBE – Ben Bowen
BBG – Chaz Moore
Sound Mixer – Jake Voelzke
Production Assistant 1 – Tyson Prince
Production Assistant 2 – Cece Gardner
Hair & Makeup – Qiana Chase
Wardrobe – Marquita Lopez
Barber – Don Johnson
Set Photography – Jeremy David

Post Production ‘
Editor – Boomer Mobley ‘
Color Grade – Miko Dannels
Sound Design – Boomer Mobley and George Khouri
Sound Mix by George Khouri
Original Music Composer – Johnny Thomas Jr. ‘

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