By: Funny Or Die

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Everybody ‘s Giving The Gift Of Peloton ‘ EVERYBODY

The only gift you ‘ll need this holiday season ‘ ‘or ever

If you ‘re a man, and you ‘re looking for the perfect gift for your wife, and you then want to watch your wife, with your wife, stream her tortured video diary of using the gift day after day, then have we got some news for you!

Our over $2,000 luxury good is now available for your gift-giving pleasure ‘ ‘and is probably the best possible way to make your wife feel like a piece of chicken gristle instead of the angel who is too good for you that she is.

All hail the oblivious corporation for making us feel very, very merry creepy.


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