By: Sloane Hughes
Someone Made Scarves That Look Exactly Like CVS Receipts, Oh My God
Whether you head to CVS to pick up shampoo, cold medicine, a stuffed animal because you forgot to get your niece a gift for her third birthday party which starts in an hour, or a single pack of gum, there ‘s one thing that every shopper who passes through those doors will leave with: A Huge. Ass. Receipt.
CVS receipts are so ridiculously long they should be broken up into chapters, that way if anyone tries to read the whole thing they ‘ll know where they left off the last time they picked it up.
CVS receipts are so damn long that people have actually used them as a way to fix busted blinds on windows.
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