“The Cooties ‘ Wrote A Song About Raisins (That Takes A Wild Turn)

The Cooties are BACK with another funny hit – but this time, their silly song has a wild twist.

You ‘re probably thinking, “wait, the song is titled ‘Raisins ‘ – how twisted can it be?! ‘ Well, it starts with a person trying to fix their satellite TV, falling off their roof (whoops!), breaking their spine (whoa), AND THEN BECOMING COMPLETELY PARALYZED – and the song has just begun.

LYRICS

Satellite TV is on the fritz ‘

So you climb up to the roof to ‘

Fidget with dish ‘

You slip and fall and

then you break your spine ‘

Now you ‘ll never walk again ‘

Paralyzed ‘

Well you know what they say ‘

You know what they say,

you know what they say ‘

Maybe this will brighten your day ‘

Everything happens for a reason ‘

Everything happens for a reason baby ‘

Everything happens for a reason ‘

The saying we were raised on ‘

Raised on ‘

Raisins ‘

Everything goes good with raisins ‘

Everything goes good with raisin baby ‘

Everything goes good with raisins ‘

The raisins we were raised on ‘

Raised on ‘

Raisins ‘

Raymond ‘

Everybody ‘

Whoa ‘

Everybody ‘

Everybody loves ‘

Raymond ‘

Everybody loves Raymond ‘

Everybody ‘s loving their Raymond baby ‘

Everybody loves Raymond ‘

The Raymond we were raised on ‘

Raised on ‘

Raisins ‘

Raymond ‘

Romano ‘

Milano ‘

Everybody loves Milanos ‘

Everybody ‘s loving Milano cookies ‘

Everybody loves Milanos ‘

Milano ‘

Cookies ‘

Milano, Milano ‘

Yeah ‘

Milano, Milano ‘

Te amo, te amo ‘

Milano, Milano ‘

Te amo Milano ‘

The cookie of our generation ‘

Milano ‘

Cookies ‘

ABOUT THE COOTIES

The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more. They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.