By: Funny Or Die
Article by Kat Curtis
This Joint Wedding & Funeral Is The Definition Of “Chaotic Energy ‘
If “The Coop ‘ housemates learned anything in this episode, it was this: combining Iwona and Blake ‘s wedding with Ryan ‘s funeral was a HORRIBLE idea.
The casket was almost dropped, DJ J.D. had no idea what music was appropriate to play, and the priest was BEYOND pissed (though he did handle transitioning between the wedding vows and the funeral eulogy FLAWLESSLY). However, given the chaotic trajectory of Iwona, Blake, and Ryan ‘s relationship, it made sense that their joint wedding/funeral shared that energy.
Once the chaos subsided, the real drama unfolded: Petra, Miles AND Elton OBJECTED to the wedding, REFUSED to forever hold their peace, and REVEALED more details that made Ryan ‘s murder mystery less mysterious.
It is up to YOU decide which objections will lead you to Ryan ‘s killer. Choose wisely.
BRIAN HUSKEY: Sam Flowers
DEBORAH BAKER JR: Petra
TORY DEVON SMITH: Elton
OLIVER COOPER: Blake
JEN TULLOCK: Iwona
JORDAN GAVARIS: Prince
KATIE WEE: Mary
TRAVIS MILLS: Miles
LOU WILSON: D.J. J.D.
NORA KIRKPATRICK: Dr. Diane
ARISTOTLE ATHIRAS: Derrick
NICK VIALL: Ryan
JON GABRUS: Greg
KATE BERLANT: Betty
JOHN EARLY: Bobby
MARGARET CHO: Miss Debbie
BRIDGET EVERETT: Detective Sally
TONY HALE: Priest
BOBBY MOYNIHAN: Billie
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