What would Oprah 2020 mean for Daly? And a state-by-state breakdown of how he could still actually win
“I want to offer my deepest apologies for any pain I caused, especially to those places where I will be the last full year they get to experience. Sorry, Southern California and South Korea.”
“Merry Christmas! Who ‘s ready for some forced kissing? ‘
It ‘s 2017, and all nuclear programs are great. In fact, North Korea ‘s nuclear weapon range is within 1% of the United States ‘.
So where can you shop this Black Friday and avoid the crowds? May we recommend Unlabeled Cords R Us or The Tofu Outlet?
Headed to a Halloween party? Print out your card and play along!
It is insensitive to try to prevent more death and destruction when there are more thoughts and prayers to prepare to give.
“Tom, I wasn’t talking about you when I said ‘sons of bitches.’ You know that, right?”
It’s like there’s a party in my armpit, and mostly women wearing leggings as pants are invited.
Thinking of flooding your dorm bathroom to raise awareness? Try doing one of these actually helpful things instead.