Hey America. You Forgot Canada ‘s Birthday. Again.

Hey America. You Forgot Canada ‘s Birthday. Again.

Hey America. It’s me, Canada. And today’s my birthday. Which you forgot. But it’s cool.

The Google Bot Who Reads Your Emails Is Tired Of Your Shit

The Google Bot Who Reads Your Emails Is Tired Of Your Shit

It’s true. I’m tired of your inconsiderate, non-proofreading, lazy asses.

The Google Bot Who Reads Your Emails Is Tired Of Your Shit

The Google Bot Who Reads Your Emails Is Tired Of Your Shit

It’s true. I’m tired of your inconsiderate, non-proofreading, lazy asses.

Malia Obama’s First Driving Lessons With A Secret Service Agent

Malia Obama’s First Driving Lessons With A Secret Service Agent

Some of us get taught how to drive by a reluctant parent. Some of us pay a disinterested stranger with a weird-smelling car. If you’re Malia Obama, the only people trained to teach you how to drive are those in the Secret Service.

Malia Obama’s First Driving Lessons With A Secret Service Agent

Malia Obama’s First Driving Lessons With A Secret Service Agent

Some of us get taught how to drive by a reluctant parent. Some of us pay a disinterested stranger with a weird-smelling car. If you’re Malia Obama, the only people trained to teach you how to drive are those in the Secret Service.

News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

Trevor Noah replaced Jon Stewart as host of The Daily Show, Arizona signed a law making it illegal for women to buy health insurance that covers abortions, plus everything else the news shit out the week of Mar 30.

Time Traveler Op-Ed: If You Want To Save The World, Download Jay Z’s Tidal Right Now

Time Traveler Op-Ed: If You Want To Save The World, Download Jay Z’s Tidal Right Now

Jay Z wants you to download his new streaming music service Tidal. He said that it would change the course of history. I am a time traveler and I can tell you for a fact that he is right. The future of the Earth depends on it.

Time Traveler Op-Ed: If You Want To Save The World, Download Jay Z’s Tidal Right Now

Time Traveler Op-Ed: If You Want To Save The World, Download Jay Z’s Tidal Right Now

Jay Z wants you to download his new streaming music service Tidal. He said that it would change the course of history. I am a time traveler and I can tell you for a fact that he is right. The future of the Earth depends on it.

Leaked Emails From Snowden’s Lawyer

Leaked Emails From Snowden’s Lawyer

Leaked Emails From Snowden’s Lawyer

Lady Gaga’s Email To Her Wedding Guests

Lady Gaga’s Email To Her Wedding Guests

Lady Gaga’s Email To Her Wedding Guests

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