Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn ‘t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump ‘s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.
Jerry Schrager (Alfred Molina) shows off the vicious skills that made him the most indispensable and feared Jewish attorney practicing tort law in New York City. If you’re ever served with a lawsuit from Schrager, it’s advisable to seek top counsel and guard your cock.
Donald Trump calls in the Fat Boys rap group to drop a fresh track called “Lawsuit Rap” about the dopeness of torts, chapter 13 bankruptcy, affidavits, contract law, and why Jewish lawyers make the best attorneys.
Donald Trump (Johnny Depp) introduces his first wife, Ivana (Michaela Watkins), a Czechoslovakian immigrant who works at the Trump ‘s Castle Hotel Casino to help show off his new architectural model.
Finally, one theater critic has the guts to tell children how bad they are at putting on plays.