Jack Nicholson Sits Courtside at Everything

Jack Nicholson Sits Courtside at Everything

Was Jack Nicholson cheating on the Lakers by sitting courtside at the Clippers game? Not at all. See, Jack just has courtside tickets to ANY event at Staples Center, not just Laker games. Let’s take a look at Jack attending other memorable events.

The Hand Bra by Rebecca Romijn

The Hand Bra by Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca is so excited to tell you about her handy new product, inspired from the world of modeling.

World War G

World War G

The whole world will be infected. The whole, fabulous world.

Richard Linklater’s “Before 30 Seconds From Now”

Richard Linklater’s “Before 30 Seconds From Now”

From the director of “Before Sunrise” and “Before Sunset” comes another (brief) chance at love.

Inappropriate Garfield Doctor Reminders

Inappropriate Garfield Doctor Reminders

I really hate how those Garfield dentist appointment reminder postcards I get in the mail try to make it seem like it’s for something fun. That being said, I feel that Jim Davis is missing out on licensing Garfield to a broader medical market that could really use levity in their outreach. Here are some possibilities.

Answering Google’s Most Popular Questions

Answering Google’s Most Popular Questions

We’ve all seen Google’s top 4 suggestions appear in the drop down window when we begin typing words into the search. Many of these results are horrifying and make us question humanity. Well, people of the internet, look no further as I will attempt to answer all of your most embarrassing questions! I will begin by typing basic question phrases into Google and will answer the most-asked suggested results. Here goes nothing…

10 Things To Tell Your Boyfriend/Husband You’re Doing When You’re Really Seeing “Magic Mike”

10 Things To Tell Your Boyfriend/Husband You’re Doing When You’re Really Seeing “Magic Mike”

Ok, ladies. We’ve all laughed at how ridiculous the trailer is for Magic Mike and yet, here we are on multiple email chains with our girlfriends picking a showtime that coordinates with everyone’s cycles. (Cause what DOES Channing have to do to earn those $20s??) So now that we’re actually seeing the movie, we’ll need little white lies to tell our significant others so we don’t have to have that awkward 40 minute conversation of him just saying “Really? You? THAT movie? You? Really?”

Rejected Chuck Klosterman Essays

Rejected Chuck Klosterman Essays

In honor of Chuck Klosterman being named the new Ethicist for the New York times, we decided to compile a list of the pop culture aficionado’s essays that will never see the light of day.

Pixar’s Cialis Commercial

Pixar’s Cialis Commercial

Pixar just released their newest ad from their partnership with Cialis, it’s a little weird to be honest.

Every Pinterest Board Post Ever

Every Pinterest Board Post Ever

It’s no secret that Pinterest is the next big thing on the internet. But it DOES seem to be a secret that all it is is an annoying platform for people to post dumb pictures and for others to make even dumber comments. I was on it for a hot minute before they sent me a bajillion emails and I had seen enough pictures of nails, puppies, and wedding dresses to make me gag on the false hopes Disney instilled in me as a young child. So save yourself waiting for the coveted Pinterest invite, here are pretty much the only 10 posts you will ever see on there.

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