Silver Statue Man
What happens when you give those silver statue guys money.
Silver Statue Man
What happens when you give those silver statue guys money.
I’m At That Weird Age Where I Don’t Know Whether To Call My Female Peers “Girls” Or “Egg-Producing Meat Tubes”
I’m at that weird 20-something age where I don’t know whether to call my female friends “girls” or “egg producing meat tubes”.
More Totally Rad Extreme Sports That Should Be Considered For The 2020 Olympics
The IOC is considering adding surfing, skateboarding, karate, and sport climbing as events in the 2020 Olympics. Here are a few more totally rad extreme sports they should add.
Marco Rubio’s Open Letter To The Pope
Marco Rubio straight up hates this Pope.
Basic Girls Break Up With The Jetta
Basic girls have loved Volkswagen Jettas for their environmental friendly vibe and the pumpkin spiced latte sized cupholders. But due to the massive fraud in emissions testing, these girls will have to buy some other basic car.
Other Suspicious Items Police Have Confiscated From Ahmed Mohamed’s High School
Other suspicious items at Ahmed Mohamed’s high school included a paper mach ‘ volcano, a model of the solar system, and an ant farm.
Sorry I Didn’t Use My Time Machine To Kill Hitler ‘ I Got Too Distracted By The Awesomeness Of The ’90s
Greg had one job: go back in time and kill Hitler. Too bad he just ended up hanging out in the ’90s.
Mount McKinley Is The Name Of My Dick
Now that it has been renamed “Denali,” Trent regrets getting Mount McKinley tattooed on his penis, and wants Mr. President Obama to know.
The U.S. Has Averaged One Mass Shooting Per Day In 2015; That’s More Than I’ve Masturbated
The U.S. has averaged one mass shooting per day in 2015. That’s more than I’ve masturbated.
America Under Attack: Anchor Babies
Finally someone has the courage to explain how anchor babies are destroying America.
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