God’s Favorite Players

God’s Favorite Players

After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.

12 More Mayan Predictions for 2012

12 More Mayan Predictions for 2012

The Mayans were an incredibly advanced civilization. They invented the first fully developed writing system in the Americas, discovered the Orion Nebula, and created many architectural wonders such as Chichen Itza, the Mayan ruins you go to recover from your Cancun hangovers. However, thank to John Cusack, we now only refer to the Mayans as the lunatics that think the world will end this year. According to the Mayan text, Popul Vuh, the world will end on December 21st, 2012 after 13 b’ak’tuns or 5,125 years. Despite the world ending, the Mayans believe 2012 will be an amazing year and made some other bold predictions for 2012

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