What ‘s in the box?!?!; Santa and his elf read Nicolas Cage ‘s xmas list; One man ‘s carrot is another man ‘s nose; Santa is dead serious about his cookies. Skits: Se7enth Day of Xmas Naughty or Nic; Got Your Nose; Cookie Monster
Santa bites off more than he can chew. An elf gets the silent night treatment from his girlfriend. Skits: Got Milk? Frozen
A reindeer looks for love in the North Pole; Mrs. Claus releases some tension; An elf looks for love in the North Pole; You can ‘t stop what ‘s coming. Skits: North Tinder. Claus Massage. North Grindr. No Country For Old Claus
A gingerbread man gets right to the point. Jack Frost nippin ‘ at your nose. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake…What happens when reindeer ‘s get old? Skits: Fingerbread Man, Frosty Nips, Ho Ho Homeland Security, Blitzen ‘s Dementia
Sometimes the truth is right under your nose. Frosty puts his heart and soul into every snowcone. Family is a curse. #whatamess. Santa keeps it real in this new holiday classic. You Would Even Say It Glows; Snowman Cones; Jingle Bellz; The Chimney Song
Santa makes a wish; Snow Mart: It’s a regular SNOWTOWN!; Sacrifices must be made in Whoville; He’s not an elf. He’s a shrimp. Skits: We Wish You A Merry Christmas. Snow Mart; The Wicker Grinch; The Shrimp Song
Santa leaves more than coal for one special actor. Ol’ Frosty has gone and lost his head. Zero splinters. Zero chaffing. Maximum sled. Prancer and Dancer discuss Santa’s weight. Skits: The Santa Clause; Frosty Fridge; Ned’s Sled Emporium; Prancer, Dancer and Fatty
An elf finds himself in a sticky situation. Another elf reveals what he truly wants for Christmas. Santa gives Donner a retirement present. Here at Magic Hats – we sell magic hats. Skits: Yule Tongue Carol; All I Want For Christmas; Donner’s Crossing; Magic Hats
On April 9th, 1865, General Robert E. Lee surrendered to to Union General Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox, Virginia, putting an end to the American Civil War. The experience was deeply erotic!
On November 4th, 1922, British archaeologist Howard Carter discovered the entrance to King Tut’s tomb. The experience was deeply erotic!