My Honest Gym Schedule
This is as close as I come to going to the gym.
A Tribute to the Dead Space Sex Geckos
The geckos that went to space to have sex died, and this is a tribute to them.
Rick Perry’s Tips on How to Use Your Mugshot to Get Elected President
Rick Perry gives some presidential mugshot advice.
Get the Look: TMNT’s Michelangelo
Some tips on how to look like America’s sexiest mutant.
Owner’s Manual For The New Driverless Car
Be sure to check out the fine print before purchasing one of these things!
Senator John Walsh’s Statement Denying Plagiarism Accusation
Senator John Walsh of Montana denies that he would ever plagiarize.
What People Would Do if We Could Use 100% of Our Brains
What would we do if we could use ALL of our brains?
The Brochure for the ‘Snowpiercer’ Train
Hop on the Snowpiercer! What could possibly go wrong?
Stars Without Makeup: Fictional Character Edition!
Stars always look SO different without their makeup! Check out some of these hotties, totally makeup free.
Twitter’s Best Reactions to Lady Thor
We scoured Twitter for the best reactions to Thor as a woman.