ASMR News ~.~ Feb 22 2016 ~.~ (head and brain tingles)~

ASMR News ~.~ Feb 22 2016 ~.~ (head and brain tingles)~

The ASMR, or “autonomous sensory meridian response, ‘ community is spreading across the web like a crackling wildfire and ASMR News is the webcast of choice for their aural euphoria. Now ASMR practitioners can achieve their chills, tingles, and head orgasms via gently whispered newspaper updates from the most crinkling news team on the web.

“What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Vs.  ‘Do You Want To Look At These Puppies?”

“What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Vs. ‘Do You Want To Look At These Puppies?”

What should we should talk about before 6:30pm EST on February 7, 2016?

Important Photographs Documenting 2016’s Historic State Of The Union

Important Photographs Documenting 2016’s Historic State Of The Union

We realized that if you take a pic of your TV from a certain angle this happens.

An Angel Updates God On The Violence In The World

An Angel Updates God On The Violence In The World

Lot has happened since he retired.

George Lucas Emails J.J. Abrams Saying He Changed His Mind And Wants To Direct Star Wars

George Lucas Emails J.J. Abrams Saying He Changed His Mind And Wants To Direct Star Wars

The trailer looks good and Lucas wants in.

What Idiot Spent $170M On That Nude Painting When You Can Download Nude Paintings On The Internet For Free?

What Idiot Spent $170M On That Nude Painting When You Can Download Nude Paintings On The Internet For Free?

There’s literally hundreds of websites where you can see similar paintings.

I Am A 33-Year-Old Man And I Am Not Ashamed To Like Justin Bieber

I Am A 33-Year-Old Man And I Am Not Ashamed To Like Justin Bieber

This was not something I ever expected to say. But facts are facts and this beautiful, soft-penised boy has released four straight singles that are undeniably good.

Celebs Reveal Their Favorite Halloween Candies

Celebs Reveal Their Favorite Halloween Candies

Find out what Hollywood stars love to eat on Halloween.

Wowweee What A Good Time I ‘ve Had Bye Bye For Now

Wowweee What A Good Time I ‘ve Had Bye Bye For Now

Ben Carson has had a great time running for president, but it’s now time to return to his fall back plan, brain surgery.

Back To The Future’s DeLorean Is On Craigslist

Back To The Future’s DeLorean Is On Craigslist

October 21, 2015 marks the day Doctor Emmet Brown and Marty McFly arrived in the future. Now that the day will have come and gone, it’s time to sell off the DeLorean and move on.

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