Jon Stewart: Turn Off Fox News

Jon Stewart: Turn Off Fox News

A valid proposition, Stewart. But where would we get all our unintentional comedy?

Teen Talk! Abortions Now Called “Hoovers”

Teen Talk! Abortions Now Called “Hoovers”

Teens are so hip these days. Luckily, About.com has provided a helpful guide to keep up. You hootchie.

Mosque Debate: How We Look To Terrorists

Mosque Debate: How We Look To Terrorists

Fine we get it. People disagree on whether this should happen. Let’s end this while we still have some dignity.

Oh Professional Athletes And Your Illegitimate Children

Oh Professional Athletes And Your Illegitimate Children

Antonio Cromartie struggles to remember the name of his kids, which is a sign that Antonio Cromartie has too many kids.

Antonio Cromartie And His Kids

Antonio Cromartie And His Kids

This is what it sounds like when you have too many children.

The 9 Stupidest Things Americans Believe

The 9 Stupidest Things Americans Believe

As polls will show, Americans are dumb. The sooner we accept this, the better.

Nic Cage’s Japanese Talk Show Appearance

Nic Cage’s Japanese Talk Show Appearance

Nic Cage approving a young girl’s ability to speak English. Nothing weird about this at all.

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Senate hopeful Alvin Greene is interviewed by a local news reporter. Screaming of “no!!!” and “go!!!” ensues. Reminder: this is a real Senate candidate.

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Further Proof That Alvin Greene Is The Best

Senate hopeful Alvin Greene is interviewed by a local news reporter. Screaming of “no!!!” and “go!!!” ensues. Reminder: this is a real Senate candidate.

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