SECRET TO SUCCESS (how to get RICH!)
I found this old VHS recording of a late-night infomercial from the 90s. It gets pretty dark. Call the number!
I found this old VHS recording of a late-night infomercial from the 90s. It gets pretty dark. Call the number!
Ahh, fuck. This is definitely another internet sketch.
Grant must choose between helping other people or eating pizza.
Our introvert protagonist discovers how much he’s been missing out on and imagines what it would be like if his life were newsworthy.
A few of the ladies in the office chat about their ideal man.
Grant imagines a world where pizza lust is a celebrated superpower.
Everyone has cool weekend plans, except the weird guy in the office – he’s probably gonna hang out with his cats.
Grant experiences success.
Grant doesn’t fit in with his puppet coworkers, but finds acceptance in his fantasies.
The villainous Babcock has taken Grant hostage!
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