SECRET TO SUCCESS (how to get RICH!)
I found this old VHS recording of a late-night infomercial from the 90s. It gets pretty dark. Call the number!
Trapped In An Internet Sketch
Ahh, fuck. This is definitely another internet sketch.
Happy Place: “Charity”
Grant must choose between helping other people or eating pizza.
Happy Place: “News”
Our introvert protagonist discovers how much he’s been missing out on and imagines what it would be like if his life were newsworthy.
Happy Place: “Body”
A few of the ladies in the office chat about their ideal man.
Happy Place: “Diet”
Grant imagines a world where pizza lust is a celebrated superpower.
Happy Place: “Weekend”
Everyone has cool weekend plans, except the weird guy in the office – he’s probably gonna hang out with his cats.
Happy Place: “Parade”
Grant experiences success.
Happy Place: “Cold Calls”
Grant doesn’t fit in with his puppet coworkers, but finds acceptance in his fantasies.
Hostage
The villainous Babcock has taken Grant hostage!
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