This weirdo wants to come into your home and make you a sandwich. Please let him. His name is Eric Jennifer. He’s a nice boy, but he is troubled.
The 1972 movie Kareteci K?z (Karate Girl) featured the “worst death ever,” (http://youtu.be/9iC45-tMR34) but these recently discovered deleted scenes show that it could have been a lot worse. It is not known if the actor playing the villain shot these scenes at a different time, which would account for the weight gain.
Hollywood Executives love the Inception sound so much, they want it in everything. From Pacific Rim, Battleship, Transformers, and GI Joe straight to your favorite prime-time comedy. Instead of Laugh Tracks, it’s BWAAAHHHHH, BWAHHH, BRAAAHHHHH, BAAHHHHHH.
We all have a friend who doesn’t know he’s welcome at the orgy. Phil is that friend, on Christmas Eve.
The author of Atlas Shrugged introduces her first cereal.
Hey kids! Have you been abandoned in the wild? Then this commercial is for you! Introducing new Mrs. Clump of Dirt with a Stick and a Leaf!
Does your cat have a serious drug problem? Here’s how you can tell.
Get SLAMMED this SUMMER with Gatorade’s first ALCOHOLIC SPORTS BEVERAGE!
How important is it that you watch this Midnight Show PSA? Let us put it this way: millions of lives depend on it.
A dyslexic newscaster (Stephanie Allynne) attempts reading the prompter live on air.