Sandwiches from a Weirdo

Sandwiches from a Weirdo

This weirdo wants to come into your home and make you a sandwich. Please let him. His name is Eric Jennifer. He’s a nice boy, but he is troubled.

The Worst Death Ever: Deleted Scenes

The Worst Death Ever: Deleted Scenes

The 1972 movie Kareteci K?z (Karate Girl) featured the “worst death ever,” (http://youtu.be/9iC45-tMR34) but these recently discovered deleted scenes show that it could have been a lot worse. It is not known if the actor playing the villain shot these scenes at a different time, which would account for the weight gain.

BWAAAHHHH: The Inception Sound Sitcom

BWAAAHHHH: The Inception Sound Sitcom

Hollywood Executives love the Inception sound so much, they want it in everything. From Pacific Rim, Battleship, Transformers, and GI Joe straight to your favorite prime-time comedy. Instead of Laugh Tracks, it’s BWAAAHHHHH, BWAHHH, BRAAAHHHHH, BAAHHHHHH.

Christmas Orgy

Christmas Orgy

We all have a friend who doesn’t know he’s welcome at the orgy. Phil is that friend, on Christmas Eve.

Ayn Bran from Ayn Rand

Ayn Bran from Ayn Rand

The author of Atlas Shrugged introduces her first cereal.

Toys for Feral Children!

Toys for Feral Children!

Hey kids! Have you been abandoned in the wild? Then this commercial is for you! Introducing new Mrs. Clump of Dirt with a Stick and a Leaf!

Cat Drug Problem

Cat Drug Problem

Does your cat have a serious drug problem? Here’s how you can tell.

Gatorade Buzz

Gatorade Buzz

Get SLAMMED this SUMMER with Gatorade’s first ALCOHOLIC SPORTS BEVERAGE!

Drive Recklessly

Drive Recklessly

How important is it that you watch this Midnight Show PSA? Let us put it this way: millions of lives depend on it.

Dyslexic News

Dyslexic News

A dyslexic newscaster (Stephanie Allynne) attempts reading the prompter live on air.

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