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Scary Girl with Chloe Moretz

Chloe Grace Moretz, John Carpenter, Ryan Perez, Funny Or Die October 28, 2011

There is always a scary girl in every horror movie and Chloe Moretz is that girl.

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Spoof

John Carpenter, Ryan Perez, Halloween, Funny Or Die October 28, 2011

“Twilight” cast members Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner reunite for this exclusive spoof skit. In this parody, we discover how girls REALLY react when hunky vampires and werewolves fight.

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The Original Monster Mash

John Carpenter, Funny Or Die, Justin Donaldson, Nick Wiger October 27, 2011

The original Monster Mash was too hardcore for most people to handle.

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Horror Masters: Cat Thrower

John Carpenter, Funny Or Die, Alex Fernie October 27, 2011

Here’s to the guys who throw the cats in horror movies.

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What Have You Done to Me?

John Carpenter, David Ferguson, Funny Or Die October 27, 2011

A patient at an experimental medical facility awakes to a disturbing realization.

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Haunted Slide

John Carpenter, Funny Or Die, Matt and Oz October 27, 2011

You’ll only get to go down this slide once.

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1:00 On Cedar Lane

John Carpenter, Funny Or Die, Danny Jelinek, whetzell October 27, 2011

Cedar Lane is the place to be at 1:00.

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Clumsy Ghost

John Carpenter, Scott Gairdner, Funny Or Die October 27, 2011

Some ghosts are clumsier than others.

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Soblin the Finx

John Carpenter, Funny Or Die, NickCorirossi, Charles Ingram October 27, 2011

Meet Soblin the Finx. A pretty reasonable monster.

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