Proposal For Stephen Hawking: Gimme Some Of That $100 Million And I’ll Tell You Where This Alien Is

Proposal For Stephen Hawking: Gimme Some Of That $100 Million And I’ll Tell You Where This Alien Is

For just a fraction of the $100 million Stephen Hawking and Russian billionaire Yuri Milner are using to contact extraterrestrial life, they can talk to this real alien.

Proposal For Barack Obama: A New Presidential Rapist Medal To Award To Bill Cosby

Proposal For Barack Obama: A New Presidential Rapist Medal To Award To Bill Cosby

President Obama can’t revoke Bill Cosby’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, but there’s nothing that says he can’t award him a new medal pointing out that he’s a big rapist.