Famous Millennials Throughout History

Famous Millennials Throughout History

Typically defined as the generation born between 1980 and 1995, but there were tons of millennials even before the front-facing phone cameras were invented!

How Many Cars Can We Touch At The New York Auto Show?

How Many Cars Can We Touch At The New York Auto Show?

Car shows are all about one thing: touching cars!

How To Ask Your Priest If You Can Go On Birth Control

How To Ask Your Priest If You Can Go On Birth Control

If the SCOTUS Zubik v. Burwell case today rules on the side of the plaintiff, this will be an incredibly helpful guide.

A Few Ways To Properly Celebrate Women’s History Month

A Few Ways To Properly Celebrate Women’s History Month

And by celebrate we mean masturbate. That’s it.

Going Forward, The GOP Has Two Options Regarding Donald Trump

Going Forward, The GOP Has Two Options Regarding Donald Trump

They can either nominate him or…

I Was Born Into A Group Text

I Was Born Into A Group Text

It’s been in our family for generations.

Help, My Brand Has Gone Sentient

Help, My Brand Has Gone Sentient

My very strong and beloved brand has gone sentient and I have no control over it anymore.

Op-Ed: Thank Goodness Today Is Presidents’ Day And The 2016 Presidential Election Is Now Over!

Op-Ed: Thank Goodness Today Is Presidents’ Day And The 2016 Presidential Election Is Now Over!

And can I be the first to say, “thank fucking God.”

Work-Appropriate Hugs For National Hug Day

Work-Appropriate Hugs For National Hug Day

Celebrate the 9 ‘5 way!

2015 Was All About Being “On Fleek” And Also ISIS

2015 Was All About Being “On Fleek” And Also ISIS

But please let us be clear: ISIS was not “on fleek.”

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