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I ‘m A Fun Flight Attendant, So I ‘m Gonna Rap About This Engine Failure
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I ‘m A Fun Flight Attendant, So I ‘m Gonna Rap About This Engine Failure

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours October 7, 2016

Stop cringing and listen up!

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Your Dog ‘s DNA Indicates It ‘s Part Terrier, Part Retriever, And Killed Nicole Brown Simpson
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Your Dog ‘s DNA Indicates It ‘s Part Terrier, Part Retriever, And Killed Nicole Brown Simpson

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours October 6, 2016

We owe O.J. an apology.

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Psst, You Interns Wanna See A Dead Body And The Job Opening It Created?
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Psst, You Interns Wanna See A Dead Body And The Job Opening It Created?

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours October 4, 2016

It’ll be good life experience!

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The Math Checks Out: That ‘Rent’ Song Is Right About The Number Of Minutes In A Year
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The Math Checks Out: That ‘Rent’ Song Is Right About The Number Of Minutes In A Year

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours September 29, 2016

Finally, a song that tells the truth!

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The Only Way To Decide Custody Of Our Son Is With This Game Of Beer Pong
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The Only Way To Decide Custody Of Our Son Is With This Game Of Beer Pong

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours September 23, 2016

No re-racks!

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This Is Not A Jury Of My Peers Unless Everyone Is Also A Magician
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This Is Not A Jury Of My Peers Unless Everyone Is Also A Magician

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours September 16, 2016

Illusionists don’t count!

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Elon Musk: I Drive All The “Self-Driving” Cars Via Remote Control
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Elon Musk: I Drive All The “Self-Driving” Cars Via Remote Control

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours September 8, 2016

I’m rich so there’s nothing to fear.

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We ‘re Firing You, But Would Like Your Dog To Stay
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We ‘re Firing You, But Would Like Your Dog To Stay

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours August 22, 2016

We have plenty of office humans, but only one office dog.

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We Can ‘t Let Those Greedy Loggers Cut Down The Town ‘s Oldest Person
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We Can ‘t Let Those Greedy Loggers Cut Down The Town ‘s Oldest Person

Keaton Patti, Funny Or Die Hours August 12, 2016

A strip mall isn’t worth an old man’s life.

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