The Mayans predicted that the world will end on December 21, 2012. If that happens, we’ll all be dead, but, on the bright side, so will these awful trends.
CATS. Evil? Maybe. Trying to kill us? Most certainly. Misunderstood? Completely. We had a cat scientist decipher everything from ancient Egyptian kitten hieroglyphics to modern day messages in a bottle via hairball analysis. Below you’ll find the truth about what kitties are truly thinking and what they don’t want you to find out!
According to the Mayan calendar and Family Radio evangelist Harold Camping, the end of the world will begin on December 21, 2012. In case their predictions are true, here are some handy skills from childhood that may prove useful.
Let ‘s not dance around the truth here: Many of these tweets aren’t just passive aggressive, they’re full on aggressive. But maybe that’s what it takes to win the 2012 election…
If watching ‘Home Alone’ has taught me anything, it’s that being a grown up is terrifying, and filled with predators. They seemingly lurk around every corner and try to squeeze through every dog door. And while this film is a romp through family-friendly adventure, it also imparts the basics of how to handle the real world/adulthood/not-fun-time.
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
If you’re one of those people who dress their [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] up on Halloween… good for you! Just know that while you’re laughing and laughing and laughing more still, you’re also slowly driving your [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] to a place of utter contempt.
I’m not suggesting that you don’t go out and vote, that’s not what I’m saying here… Unless you hate politics, in which case, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying. Either way, if Obama invites me to one more fake dinner party I’m going to drive into oncoming traffic.
This week marks the 16th anniversary of the release of the movie ‘Clueless.’ When it came out I was 10-years-old and my babysitter took me to see it because she thought I’d “Really like it.” Turns out, she was right! But that’s because I had a bucket of popcorn and a pack of gummi bears to shut me up. Now, let’s take a look back at some of the amazing jokes that my too young and too stupid self totally didn’t get.
For the first time ever we bring you an epic battle between CAT versus MAN. Who will be crowned the winner and who will suffer a fatality? Only one way to find out… FIGHT!