The ‘Ghostbusters’ All-Female Cast Leaked Script

The ‘Ghostbusters’ All-Female Cast Leaked Script

Our worst fears are confirmed.

Ben Affleck: “My Slave-Owning Ancestor Was My Mom”

Ben Affleck: “My Slave-Owning Ancestor Was My Mom”

I’m Ben Affleck. I banned all mention of my slave-owning ancestor from Henry Louis Gates’ ‘Finding Your Roots.’ But look, it’s my mom.

Mark Ruffalo, You Are My Facebook Legacy Contact If I Die

Mark Ruffalo, You Are My Facebook Legacy Contact If I Die

Facebook now allows users to choose a legacy contact: Someone to take care of your account in the event of your death. Mark Ruffalo, I ‘ve chosen you.

Mark Ruffalo, You Are My Facebook Legacy Contact If I Die

Mark Ruffalo, You Are My Facebook Legacy Contact If I Die

Facebook now allows users to choose a legacy contact: Someone to take care of your account in the event of your death. Mark Ruffalo, I ‘ve chosen you.

How To Be Pregnant In Indiana And Not Go To Jail

How To Be Pregnant In Indiana And Not Go To Jail

Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?

How To Be Pregnant In Indiana And Not Go To Jail

How To Be Pregnant In Indiana And Not Go To Jail

Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?

Who Will Star In The Live Action Winnie-The-Pooh?

Who Will Star In The Live Action Winnie-The-Pooh?

Disney announced this week that they will produce a live action adaptation of animated classic Winnie-The-Pooh. Who should play the classic cuddly bear Pooh? Here are some up-and-coming bear stars who could nail it.

I Don’t Think Football Trades Should Be Allowed Because They’re Mean: A Sports Opinion

I Don’t Think Football Trades Should Be Allowed Because They’re Mean: A Sports Opinion

What if a football player gets traded, but he has a dog? Some dogs don’t like to fly on planes. Football trades should not be allowed.

Ferguson Realtor: “I Hate My Job”

Ferguson Realtor: “I Hate My Job”

Hi there! Glad you stopped in to my real estate office! Are you looking for a house here in beautiful Ferguson, Missouri? Oh, you’re definitely not? Well fuck me.

Another Open Letter To The Government Of Iran

Another Open Letter To The Government Of Iran

Dear Iran, I am just a private citizen, but if you don’t keep ‘The X-Files’ on Netflix I will order the Air Force to strafe Tehran.

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